happeh_hobbit@lj[dot]com

MOVING

Thu, 12 Jul 2007 16:10:48 GMT

Yes, that's right. After three and a half years, I'm moving journals.

sancta_terra is my new home. NOT friendslocked just yet, as I'm yet to join communities etc.

Please add me and I'll add you back. I might still be around on this journal for a bit while moving stuff, but I won't post any more entries to this journal.

Love,
Clare (sancta_terra)

edit: (24th August) I should also say that I'm using this journal to look at/post in communities. OK? Good? Good :)

Sun, 02 Oct 2005 11:03:26 GMT

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I got bored. Heh. Anyone want to make me a layout for my new icon comm thingy?

Mon, 13 Jun 2005 09:10:47 GMT

Resources, so no one bites my head off.

I use Paint Shop Pro 8 to make my icons etc.

Brushes/Textures/Gradients are from:

-teh_indy
-iconisms
-ohpainbrush
-cenedrawood
-adaira_d
-washedawayart
-cyberelf
-pekeana
-crumblingwalls
-dragong
-sweetdisease
-dorky_duck
-september_icons
-my_wonderful
-serenecalamity
-kalijean
-innocenceagain
-brokenicon
-honerbright
-jeweledicecream
-absolutetrouble.com
-77words
-aronia
-secretloft.com

-teh_indy
-awmp
-pocket_icons
-colorfilter
-filipinoz_rule
-????? If you made two zip files of 100x100 light textures, tell me!
-myrasis</p>
-pocket_icons
-crumblingwalls </p>
-perfetc__
-77words
-amethystia100</p>

Screencaps from:
-cap_it
-prettywitchstar
-101486
-Various other actor/actress sites.

The best tutorials (ever) are by:
-pocket_icons
-aiken_4graphics

If you've made something and you know I use it, please comment and tell me. I do add people on here often, so if you're not here you should be here very soon. Thanks!

snivel

Sat, 23 Apr 2005 08:01:06 GMT

In Remembrance

Do not stand at my grave and weep.
I am not there, I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow,
I am the diamond glint on snow,
I am the sunlight on ripened grain,
I am the gentle morning rain.
And when you wake in the morning's hush,
I am the sweet uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft stars that shine at night,
Do not stand at my grave and cry.
I am not there, I did not die.

Anonymous

Wow! I'm giving a title to my entry!

Sat, 23 Apr 2005 07:34:11 GMT

I have something that I bet NONE of you will be able to do, dear F-List.

You know that song, "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"??? Yeah, well, I bet you don't know the words.

My version was as follows:

Raindrops keep falling on my head,
Raindrops keep falling on my head, my head, raindrops
Raindrops, they fall on my head
Raindrops keep falling on my head, they keep falling.

*Cough* Uhm, yeah, I know nothing.

So, if any one of you knows the words, comment them here and I will be impressed. This does not count doing searches for the lyrics, or listening to the song. You have to know them off the top of your head.

My schoolfriends and I have been asking people about this for days and no one's remembered the words, so good luck!

Uhm, that is all.

Clare

Thu, 21 Apr 2005 18:32:05 GMT

So, today’s been a good day.

Yes, this means Clare is writing a real journal entry about her day, not about potatoes and whether they are sweet or not.

Firstly I woke up of my own accord, instead of being repeatedly yelled at by my parents. That’s always a good start. Then, I had a lift into school so I didn’t have to walk the mile and a half when it’s far too hot. Seriously, I think summer has finally come. And I can’t take my blazer off because then I’d have nowhere to put my discman. And I can’t walk without something blazing in my ears. I always appreciate music and my surroundings a lot more if I’m walking. Nightwish when it’s snowing is magical. But it was too hot to walk, so that was good.

The next good point came at second lesson when we had English and we had to do an informing piece of writing about a job of our choice. Most people chose your regular doctor, teacher etc but I had to choose ICE CREAM MAN! I think the heat was getting to me.

Next good was PE. I’m not much of a PE person except badminton and hockey and occasionally rugby because it’s great fun when played with Becky because you’ll tackle her so many times she gets stroppy and sits down in the muddiest puddle she can find. However, I was doing tennis. I think it’s the one sport I’m worst at and I hate. But for once it was ok, because no one was very good. So yeah, it was fun.

Later in the day it was lunch so I got to eat mine for the first time in a couple of days. I’ve been recording stuff for music for the last couple of days so I haven’t had a chance.

Physics was ok, Chris and I discussed politics. Yay for us being intellectual!

Then I went to music and found out the teacher had a meeting so I couldn’t record after school. So I went home.

But when I got home my headache went away! WOO! It’s been this ghastly fuzzy head for the past day and a half with it often getting worse for a little while. But now it’s gone and I feel loads better.

Also I got a letter from my Godmother today, and she wants to make plans for me to come to see her and her family after my exams, which is good. I’m also going up to Newcastle sometime after my exams. And the Belgium trip with school. Only I’m not really going to know anyone on the trip except Ben, Rob and Tim, who said I could accompany them on their tour of Belgian pubs. Rob even said they’d buy me a drink. Ben added “or seven” to that sentence. And I’m going to Benenden, so it’s all lovely.

Sat, 19 Mar 2005 20:02:20 GMT

Keyboard: 78 out of 100. Not bad. It's a good clear pass with merit. For Grade 7 and with not a lot of practising, I was impressed.

Clare must practice more often, yes she must. *Nods*

Uhm, I thought I'd post that. Sorry. :)

Sun, 06 Mar 2005 12:33:46 GMT

Happy Birthday to me!

It's been quite good so far! I even had the entire church singing Happy Birthday to me today :) I'll have to find out who had that idea.

My mum and dad got my the Extended Edition of Return of the King. *Swoon* It's so good. I heart Pippin.

My sister got me "Chorus Line" on DVD. I've never seen that before, so it'll be interesting.

I feel really happy. I love my family. They're all so kind to me.

I gave mum her mother's day presents too. I'm making the dinner today, and I'm going to try making cheesecake, which is mum's favourite.

Cheesecake... Mmmmm.

That's all!

Huggles,
Clare xxxx

Thanks for the Birthday wishes! *Huggles all*

Thu, 03 Mar 2005 19:23:41 GMT

Me = 16 on Sunday.

I always hate my birthdays.

Sun, 27 Feb 2005 13:19:15 GMT

Well, it was the first night of My Fair Lady last night.

Technically, it was the last night. The performances were supposed to be Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but the weather got in the way. Yes, it snowed. In the South of England. Only one inch, but it brought a lot of disruption. Stupid really, because they have loads more snow up North and they don’t make nearly as much fuss. Anyway, they postponed the show until Friday, Monday and Tuesday.

It was so much fun! From the moment we heard the orchestra playing the overture and my flower girl friends fell silent I was buzzing with excitement. The flower girls were fabulous, I’m really proud of them all.

The best bit was that I only had one prompt, and I knew the line anyway, I was pausing dramatically. For someone who doesn’t actually do drama I think I wasn’t too bad. The best parts of the night were the Ascot scene, where I was trying so hard to keep a straight face when everyone laughed, and the argument with Andrew (Higgins) after the ball where I make him take the jewels. Only I couldn’t undo the pearl necklace on stage. Then he threw the ring at me so hard that it snapped in half!

Dan (Pickering) and Andrew were so great. I was trying to hard not to laugh at them, especially when they started ad lib-ing bits. Such as when Higgins is singing the line “Pickering, why can’t a woman be like you,” Dan went “Higgins, I’m on the phone!” in this pained voice. Also when the backstage crew forgot to put the telephone on stage and Andrew had the line “I’ll telephone the police” and dashed to his desk to find the telephone wasn’t there. He shouted, “where the devil is my phone!” and one girl had to walk on with it amidst gales of laughter from audience and cast alike. That was great.

So I have two nights to go. I was bouncing by the end, I had so much fun. It’s a bit hectic (4 quick costume changes!) but it was great fun.

I’m scanning in a page of the programme with all the main cast in and our joke life ambitions we did for a bit of fun. Everyone did silly poses for their photos except me and Caroline, but it’s great to look at.

Another school in town are performing West Side Story, and being a boy’s school, they need female cast. So Rose and I are going to go for it. It’d be really fun. WSS is another of my favourite musicals. My all-time favourites list is as follows:

1. Les Miserables
2. West Side Story
3. My Fair Lady
4. Phantom of the Opera
5. The Sound of Music
6. Mary Poppins
7. Chicago
8. Oklahoma
9. Guys and Dolls
10. Singin’ In The Rain
11. On The Town
12. On Your Toes
13. Oliver!
14. Show Boat
15. Cats
16. Beauty and the Beast
17. Fiddler On The Roof
18. Porgy and Bess (Technically an opera, but never mind!)
19. Hello Dolly
20. The Lion King

That’s the top 20. I could carry on, but I’ll spare you!

Gosh, I’m such a Julie Andrews fan. I insisted on taking my Eliza from hers, not Audrey Hepburn/Marni Nixon’s. I’ve got three Julie Andrews leading roles in the top 10. I’m quite pathetic.

I created a new character while I’ve been away from the ‘net. I’ll work on him for a bit then maybe audition him for the comm. I think he’s great. But, then again, I’m biased.

--Clare xxx

Fri, 18 Feb 2005 08:53:27 GMT

I watched the best programme on TV EVER last night.

I mean it, best EVER.

It was about the history of the Broadway Musical. -Sigh-

I knew it was going to be amazing from the clip they played of Phantom at the start. It was the bit in "Phantom of the Opera" where they both sing "Your/My spirit and my/your voice, in one combined," and it just gave me the shivers.

I also saw "Breakfast At Tiffany's" last night. I think I was having this mad 'I'm-going-to-watch-TV-because-I-never-do' thing. Heh. It was great though, I love the ending of that film, in the rain when she's searching for the cat.

Today we're tidying up from Gran and Grandad. Tomorrow I have a choir concert in Rochester. -Snurgle missing Nightwish snurgle-

Not going to be updating for a while, because (in case you didn't know) I am Eliza in my school's production of 'My Fair Lady' next week. So wish me luck.

Huggles,
Clare xxx

Thu, 17 Feb 2005 15:39:59 GMT

-Giggle-

Someone had some rather amusing alternative lyrics for Wishmaster, so I turned 'em into an icon.

Eheheheh. I find it amusing, even if no one else does. -Smirk-

--Clare xxx

Thu, 10 Feb 2005 17:52:43 GMT

You scored as Loner.

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Loner

88%

Drama nerd

50%

Goth

44%

Punk/Rebel

31%

Ghetto gangsta

25%

Stoner

25%

Geek

19%

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader

What's Your High School Stereotype?
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Tue, 26 Oct 2004 12:04:38 GMT

Oh, and did I mention who's going to be playing the part of Eliza Doolittle for our school's production of My Fair Lady?
Guess. Go on. Guess.
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MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Loads of people at school older than me hate me, because they believe they should have got the part because I still have 3 years left at that school and they have one. Jealous. Heh.

Thu, 02 Sep 2004 12:24:24 GMT

Results:
RE: A
English Lit: A
Not bad for early entry GCSE'S!

Stolen from NC

Thu, 19 Aug 2004 09:07:19 GMT

Instructions: write ten [very personal] statements intended to different people. never tell which one is for who. (they do not have to be on your friends list)

1. You. You're my best friend in the whole entire world. That sounds cheesy. I've known you since we were ten and nine years old, and we enjoy singing together and both share a love of frogs, monkeys and pirate gold.

2. I haven't spoken to you so regularly lately, but you're a very spiffy person. You -taught- me how to RP-non-LotR, and even though it's not -that- hard a crossover, you still taught me a lot about developing characters and giving them specific habits etc.

3. You did me the grooviest picture for my birthday. You make me laugh a lot, and you put up with my rambling about 'bikkits.' I haven't spoken to you so much lately either, but I have been attempting to make up for it. Maybe I'm not a good friend to you. Sorreh. *Huggles*

4. You're lovely but I haven't heard from you in ages. Your character was my character's older sister, and we played them together so well that someone asked if we were really sisters. We had a sisterly friendship too, arguing about anything but always being good friends at the end of it all. You were the overprotective older one, I was the reckless younger one. We both cried a lot when we finally killed off our father. Fluffy feet and pointy ears rule!

5. I haven't heard from you in AGES. WHERE ARE YOU? I've emailed loads! Where have you gone? I miss you so much! You were brilliant at making me smile with your clumsy antics. Please get back in touch. I miss you!

6. You're someone to look up to. I've been sort-of friends with you for a good two years, and you've helped me a lot when I've had decisions to make and problems to face. Thanks.

7. Foot-fluff herself. A school friend, who really is a hobbit. Short and never shuts up. But I love you loads, so never mind. Just remember that an Ooompaloompa is not a good idea.

8. You join in with all my 'kidnap the sweet kids' talk. We take them home, put them in a box then feed them pie. *Huggles*

9. You have the prestigious title of 'first online friend.' Go you. I don't get to speak to you much any more, unless I'm online on weekday mornings. Missing you.

10. Sometimes I don't understand you. Your mind seems to go about two times faster than mine. And I'm (supposedly) intelligent so what are you? But when I do understand you we have a good time.

Guh. Those are so bad.

--Clare

Baaaaaaaack!

Mon, 16 Aug 2004 09:57:39 GMT

Well.
I’m back from holiday. It was fun, especially the part at Gatwick airport when they searched my mum ‘cause her electric toothbrush made a funny shape on the X-Ray machine. Not so funny when the Italian airport staff questioned me about my pack of biscuits. Mum reckons they looked odd ‘cause they were all crumbled at the bottom. But I got my Italian bikkits back.
I’m so sorry I haven’t updated for ages. It’s not my fault. Mum’s been ill etc so she barely lets me in her room long enough to upload my d-land entry, let alone LJ. I’m really sorry.
But she’s out now so hey.
I went to Italy for 2 weeks. Tuscany, near Florence. It was great. There was a lot of little kids at the villa this year, so I was happy. There’s six apartments in the villa; Cecco, Beppe, Dante, Gigi, Dino and Piero. We always have Gigi. Cause, apart from Cecco, it’s the best. But Cecco’s for 7-8 people. There’s 4 of us.
Next door to us (in Piero) was a Dutch couple and their 2y-o son, Reuben. He was funny, he kept toddling over to our door and saying ‘hello.’ One of the other little kids was Gaia, the daughter of Steffano who was looking after the place. She went to play with Reuben for every day of the first week. Her older sister, Marie-Sol, was a tiny baby when Steffano last looked after the place when we were there. Now she’s nearly seven. We’ve been there 4 times, Steffano and Franca (his wife) were there the first time, with Marie-Sol the baby. The time after it was Laura, Steffano’s younger sister, and her boyfriend Andreas. The second week that time we were looked after by Roberto and Monica, Roberto being Steffano and Laura’s older brother. They have about 4 kids but they’re not little. The third time it was just Roberto and Monica.
This time we got to see Steffano, Franca and Marie-Sol again. And Gaia. But not again where she’s concerned. The second week was Laura and Andreas, who’s now her husband, and their baby Victoria.
So there were lots of little children around our side, because Gaia and sometimes Victoria came to play with Reuben.
That took long to explain.
The Spanish lot were there again. We’d seen them briefly two years before, the last time we went. Ruth made friends with Daniella, Berta and Edwardo, the Spanish children. They did well, considering Ruth doesn’t speak Spanish. Daniella spoke to her and interpreted to the other two, who were younger.
There were a ton of Belgian people there this year. There was a family the first week who were in Beppe and they kept coming ‘round our side of the house and stealing our sunloungers, even though there’s loads on the other side that weren’t being used. The second week there was about 15-16 Belgians, complete with a ton of kids. They weren’t very nice though. I understood their bitching though, because they were French-speaking Belgians.
And of course the Unwin family were there the second week, after the Spanish lot left. We see them every time we go there.
But I’ve talked for enough time. I’d better go see to d-land.
Huggles
-Nightwish. Band. Go check out. They're brilliant.

Sat, 26 Jun 2004 07:31:24 GMT

Blip. Long entry coming soon, I promise. Until then, not a lot.
I just wish Dan would stop that infuriating "Away" status. Just when you need to talk to someone, they're 'away.' So typical.

Play sausage! Who has the longest?

Sun, 13 Jun 2004 11:51:08 GMT

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Time for photos!

Sat, 12 Jun 2004 09:54:34 GMT

I'M GOING TO KILL FREDDY! HE SAID I LOOKED LIKE A HOBBIT AND IT'S TRUE AND I CAN'T STOP CALLING MYSELF THAT NOW!!!!!</p>

Sun, 06 Jun 2004 15:24:01 GMT

Day After Tomorrow is fabulous. I have to RP it. I think I’m going to favour Sam as a character, and maybe do some random things while they’re in the library. I mean, they have a lot of time to talk in there. So it would be good whatever mood I’m in. Speaking of RPing, I finally have a perfected Kitty Pryde first post. FINALLY!

Heh!

Fri, 04 Jun 2004 11:40:42 GMT

You're Captain Jack Sparrow: smart, savvy, a demon with the eyeliner and the best damn pirate we've ever seen. And only a litte crazy. Savvy?

Which POTC character are you?

this quiz was made by alanna

And the second one, for a joke...

You're Jack, Barbossa's monkey. You're just like him, actually - treasure and apple fixation, angry, evil... cursed. Except you have a tail. And you're still cursed.

Which POTC character are you?

this quiz was made by alanna

I adopted a cute lil' fairy fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Wed, 02 Jun 2004 10:42:02 GMT

CLICK ME!

Clare got her lazy self into gear and FINALLY uploaded the first chapter of Surrender. Phew.

Results

Tue, 01 Jun 2004 08:58:06 GMT

82 read
12 want to read but not got
2 given up on.
I use, in my defence, the fact that I haven't heard of half of the books in the list. And the fact that I've read loads more than that in my life. Easily.

Stolen from frodolovesme

Tue, 01 Jun 2004 08:52:02 GMT

*bold those you've read
*italicise started-but-never-finished
*add three of your own
*underline those you haven't gotten to yet but want to read
*post to your livejournal

1. The Lord of the Rings, JRR Tolkien
2. Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen
3. His Dark Materials, Philip Pullman
4. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams
5. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, JK Rowling
6. To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee
7. Winnie the Pooh, AA Milne
8. 1984, George Orwell
9. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, CS Lewis
10. Jane Eyre, Charlotte Bronte
11. Catch-22, Joseph Heller
12. Wuthering Heights, Emily Bronte
13. Birdsong, Sebastian Faulks
14. Rebecca, Daphne du Maurier
15. The Catcher in the Rye, JD Salinger
16. The Wind in the Willows, Kenneth Grahame
17. Great Expectations, Charles Dickens
18. Little Women, Louisa May Alcott
19. Captain Corelli's Mandolin, Louis de Bernieres
20. War and Peace, Leo Tolstoy
21. Gone with the Wind, Margaret Mitchell
22. Harry Potter And The Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone, JK Rowling
23. Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets, JK Rowling
24. Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban, JK Rowling
25. The Hobbit, JRR Tolkien
26. Tess Of The D'Urbervilles, Thomas Hardy
27. Middlemarch, George Eliot
28. A Prayer For Owen Meany, John Irving
29. The Grapes Of Wrath, John Steinbeck
30. Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, Lewis Carroll
31. The Story Of Tracy Beaker, Jacqueline Wilson
32. One Hundred Years Of Solitude, Gabriel Garcia Marquez
33. The Pillars Of The Earth, Ken Follett
34. David Copperfield, Charles Dickens
35. Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, Roald Dahl
36. Treasure Island, Robert Louis Stevenson
37. A Town Like Alice, Nevil Shute
38. Persuasion, Jane Austen
39. Dune, Frank Herbert
40. Emma, Jane Austen
41. Anne Of Green Gables, LM Montgomery
42. Watership Down, Richard Adams
43. The Great Gatsby, F Scott Fitzgerald
44. The Count Of Monte Cristo, Alexandre Dumas
45. Brideshead Revisited, Evelyn Waugh
46. Animal Farm, George Orwell
47. A Christmas Carol, Charles Dickens
48. Far From The Madding Crowd, Thomas Hardy
49. Goodnight Mister Tom, Michelle Magorian
50. The Shell Seekers, Rosamunde Pilcher
51. The Secret Garden, Frances Hodgson Burnett
52. Of Mice And Men, John Steinbeck
53. The Stand, Stephen King
54. Anna Karenina, Leo Tolstoy
55. A Suitable Boy, Vikram Seth
56. The BFG, Roald Dahl
57. Swallows And Amazons, Arthur Ransome
58. Black Beauty, Anna Sewell
59. Artemis Fowl, Eoin Colfer
60. Crime And Punishment, Fyodor Dostoyevsky
61. Noughts And Crosses, Malorie Blackman
62. Memoirs Of A Geisha, Arthur Golden
63. A Tale Of Two Cities, Charles Dickens
64. The Thorn Birds, Colleen McCollough
65. Mort, Terry Pratchett
66. The Magic Faraway Tree, Enid Blyton
67. The Magus, John Fowles
68. Good Omens, Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
69. Guards! Guards!, Terry Pratchett
70. Lord Of The Flies, William Golding
71. Perfume, Patrick Susskind
72. The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists, Robert Tressell
73. Night Watch, Terry Pratchett
74. Matilda, Roald Dahl
75. Bridget Jones's Diary, Helen Fielding
76. The Secret History, Donna Tartt
77. The Woman In White, Wilkie Collins
78. Ulysses, James Joyce
79. Bleak House, Charles Dickens
80. Double Act, Jacqueline Wilson
81. The Twits, Roald Dahl
82. I Capture The Castle, Dodie Smith
83. Holes, Louis Sachar
84. Gormenghast, Mervyn Peake
85. The God Of Small Things, Arundhati Roy
86. Vicky Angel, Jacqueline Wilson
87. Brave New World, Aldous Huxley
88. Cold Comfort Farm, Stella Gibbons
89. Magician, Raymond E Feist
90. On The Road, Jack Kerouac
91. The Godfather, Mario Puzo
92. The Clan Of The Cave Bear, Jean M Auel
93. The Colour Of Magic, Terry Pratchett
94. The Alchemist, Paulo Coelho
95. Katherine, Anya Seton
96. Kane And Abel, Jeffrey Archer
97. Love In The Time Of Cholera, Gabriel Garcia Marquez
98. Girls In Love, Jacqueline Wilson
99. The Princess Diaries, Meg Cabot
100. Midnight's Children, Salman Rushdie
101. Three Men In A Boat, Jerome K. Jerome
102. Small Gods, Terry Pratchett
103. The Beach, Alex Garland
104. Dracula, Bram Stoker
105. Point Blanc, Anthony Horowitz
106. The Pickwick Papers, Charles Dickens
107. Stormbreaker, Anthony Horowitz
108. The Wasp Factory, Iain Banks
109. The Day Of The Jackal, Frederick Forsyth
110. The Illustrated Mum, Jacqueline Wilson
111. Jude The Obscure, Thomas Hardy
112. The Secret Diary Of Adrian Mole Aged 13 1/2, Sue Townsend
113. The Cruel Sea, Nicholas Monsarrat
114. Les Miserables, Victor Hugo
115. The Mayor Of Casterbridge, Thomas Hardy
116. The Dare Game, Jacqueline Wilson
117. Bad Girls, Jacqueline Wilson
118. The Picture Of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde
119. Shogun, James Clavell
120. The Day Of The Triffids, John Wyndham
121. Lola Rose, Jacqueline Wilson
122. Vanity Fair, William Makepeace Thackeray
123. The Forsyte Saga, John Galsworthy
124. House Of Leaves, Mark Z. Danielewski
125. The Poisonwood Bible, Barbara Kingsolver
126. Reaper Man, Terry Pratchett
127. Angus, Thongs And Full-Frontal Snogging, Louise Rennison
128. The Hound Of The Baskervilles, Arthur Conan Doyle
129. Possession, A. S. Byatt
130. The Master And Margarita, Mikhail Bulgakov
131. The Handmaid's Tale, Margaret Atwood
132. Danny The Champion Of The World, Roald Dahl
133. East Of Eden, John Steinbeck
134. George's Marvellous Medicine, Roald Dahl
135. Wyrd Sisters, Terry Pratchett
136. The Color Purple, Alice Walker
137. Hogfather, Terry Pratchett
138. The Thirty-Nine Steps, John Buchan
139. Girls In Tears, Jacqueline Wilson
140. Sleepovers, Jacqueline Wilson
141. All Quiet On The Western Front, Erich Maria Remarque
142. Behind The Scenes At The Museum, Kate Atkinson
143. High Fidelity, Nick Hornby
144. It, Stephen King
145. James And The Giant Peach, Roald Dahl
146. The Green Mile, Stephen King
147. Papillon, Henri Charriere
148. Men At Arms, Terry Pratchett
149. Master And Commander, Patrick O'Brian {Am getting this book next weekend)
150. Skeleton Key, Anthony Horowitz
151. Soul Music, Terry Pratchett
152. Thief Of Time, Terry Pratchett
153. The Fifth Elephant, Terry Pratchett
154. Atonement, Ian McEwan
155. Secrets, Jacqueline Wilson
156. The Silver Sword, Ian Serraillier
157. One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Ken Kesey
158. Heart Of Darkness, Joseph Conrad
159. Kim, Rudyard Kipling
160. Cross Stitch, Diana Gabaldon
161. Moby Dick, Herman Melville
162. River God, Wilbur Smith
163. Sunset Song, Lewis Grassic Gibbon
164. The Shipping News, Annie Proulx
165. The World According To Garp, John Irving
166. Lorna Doone, R. D. Blackmore
167. Girls Out Late, Jacqueline Wilson
168. The Far Pavilions, M. M. Kaye
169. The Witches, Roald Dahl
170. Charlotte's Web, E. B. White
171. Frankenstein, Mary Shelley
172. They Used To Play On Grass, Terry Venables and Gordon Williams
173. The Old Man And The Sea, Ernest Hemingway
174. The Name Of The Rose, Umberto Eco
175. Sophie's World, Jostein Gaarder
176. Dustbin Baby, Jacqueline Wilson
177. Fantastic Mr. Fox, Roald Dahl
178. Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov
179. Jonathan Livingstone Seagull, Richard Bach
180. The Little Prince, Antoine De Saint-Exupery
181. The Suitcase Kid, Jacqueline Wilson
182. Oliver Twist, Charles Dickens
183. The Power Of One, Bryce Courtenay
184. Silas Marner, George Eliot
185. American Psycho, Bret Easton Ellis
186. The Diary Of A Nobody, George and Weedon Gross-mith
187. Trainspotting, Irvine Welsh
188. Goosebumps, R. L. Stine {I read the first few but the mania didn't hit me, strangely}

189. Heidi, Johanna Spyri
190. Sons And Lovers, D. H. Lawrence
191. The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Milan Kundera
192. Man And Boy, Tony Parsons {The latest book I've read!}
193. The Truth, Terry Pratchett
194. The War Of The Worlds, H. G. Wells
195. The Horse Whisperer, Nicholas Evans
196. A Fine Balance, Rohinton Mistry
197. Witches Abroad, Terry Pratchett
198. The Once And Future King, T. H. White
199. The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Eric Carle
200. Flowers In The Attic, Virginia Andrews
201. The Silmarillion, J.R.R. Tolkien
202. The Eye of the World, Robert Jordan
203. The Great Hunt, Robert Jordan
204. The Dragon Reborn, Robert Jordan
205. Fires of Heaven, Robert Jordan
206. Lord of Chaos, Robert Jordan
207. Winter's Heart, Robert Jordan
208. A Crown of Swords, Robert Jordan
209. Crossroads of Twilight, Robert Jordan
210. A Path of Daggers, Robert Jordan
211. As Nature Made Him, John Colapinto
212. Microserfs, Douglas Coupland
213. The Married Man, Edmund White
214. Winter's Tale, Mark Helprin
215. The History of Sexuality, Michel Foucault
216. Cry to Heaven, Anne Rice
217. Same-Sex Unions in Premodern Europe, John Boswell
218. Equus, Peter Shaffer
219. The Man Who Ate Everything, Jeffrey Steingarten
220. Letters To A Young Poet, Rainer Maria Rilke
221. Ella Minnow Pea, Mark Dunn
222. The Vampire Lestat, Anne Rice
223. Anthem, Ayn Rand
224. The Bridge To Terabithia, Katherine Paterson
225. Tartuffe, Moliere
226. The Metamorphosis, Franz Kafka
227. The Crucible, Arthur Miller
228. The Trial, Franz Kafka
229. Oedipus Rex, Sophocles
230. Oedipus at Colonus, Sophocles
231. Death Be Not Proud, John Gunther
232. A Doll's House, Henrik Ibsen
233. Hedda Gabler, Henrik Ibsen
234. Ethan Frome, Edith Wharton
235. A Raisin In The Sun, Lorraine Hansberry
236. ALIVE!, Piers Paul Read
237. Grapefruit, Yoko Ono
238. Trickster Makes This World, Lewis Hyde
240. The Mists of Avalon, Marion Zimmer Bradley
241. Chronicles of Thomas Convenant, Unbeliever, Stephen Donaldson
242. Lord of Light, Roger Zelazny
242. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, Michael Chabon
243. Summerland, Michael Chabon
244. A Confederacy of Dunces, John Kennedy Toole
245. Candide, Voltaire
246. The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar and Six More, Roald Dahl
247. Ringworld, Larry Niven
248. The King Must Die, Mary Renault
249. Stranger in a Strange Land, Robert Heinlein
250. A Wrinkle in Time, Madeline L'Engle
251. The Eyre Affair, Jasper Fforde
252. The House Of The Seven Gables, Nathaniel Hawthorne
253. The Scarlet Letter, Nathaniel Hawthorne
254. The Joy Luck Club, Amy Tan
255. The Great Gilly Hopkins, Katherine Paterson
256. Chocolate Fever, Robert Kimmel Smith
257. Xanth: The Quest for Magic, Piers Anthony
258. The Lost Princess of Oz, L. Frank Baum
259. Wonder Boys, Michael Chabon
260. Lost In A Good Book, Jasper Fforde
261. Well Of Lost Plots, Jasper Fforde
261. Life Of Pi, Yann Martel
263. The Bean Trees, Barbara Kingsolver
264. A Yellow Rraft In Blue Water, Michael Dorris
265. Little House on the Prairie, Laura Ingalls Wilder
267. Where The Red Fern Grows, Wilson Rawls
268. Griffin & Sabine, Nick Bantock
269. Witch of Black Bird Pond, Joyce Friedland
270. Mrs. Frisby And The Rats Of NIMH, Robert C. O'Brien
271. Tuck Everlasting, Natalie Babbitt
272. The Cay, Theodore Taylor
273. From The Mixed-Up Files Of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler, E.L. Konigsburg
274. The Phantom Tollbooth, Norton Jester
275. The Westing Game, Ellen Raskin
276. The Kitchen God's Wife, Amy Tan
277. The Bone Setter's Daughter, Amy Tan
278. Relic, Duglas Preston & Lincolon Child
279. Wicked, Gregory Maguire
280. American Gods, Neil Gaiman
281. Misty of Chincoteague, Marguerite Henry
282. The Girl Next Door, Jack Ketchum
283. Haunted, Judith St. George
284. Singularity, William Sleator
285. A Short History of Nearly Everything, Bill Bryson
286. Different Seasons, Stephen King
287. Fight Club, Chuck Palahniuk
288. About a Boy, Nick Hornby
289. The Bookman's Wake, John Dunning
290. The Church of Dead Girls, Stephen Dobyns
291. Illusions, Richard Bach
292. Magic's Pawn, Mercedes Lackey
293. Magic's Promise, Mercedes Lackey
294. Magic's Price, Mercedes Lackey
295. The Dancing Wu Li Masters, Gary Zukav
296. Spirits of Flux and Anchor, Jack L. Chalker
297. Interview with the Vampire, Anne Rice
298. The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices, Brenda Love
299. Infinite Jest, David Foster Wallace
300. The Bluest Eye, Toni Morrison.
301. The Cider House Rules, John Irving
302. Ender's Game, Orson Scott Card
303. Girlfriend in a Coma, Douglas Coupland
304. The Lion's Game, Nelson Demille
305. The Sun, The Moon, and the Stars, Stephen Brust
306. Cyteen, C. J. Cherryh
307. Foucault's Pendulum, Umberto Eco
308. Cryptonomicon, Neal Stephenson
309. Invisible Monsters, Chuck Palahniuk
310. Camber of Culdi, Kathryn Kurtz
311. The Fountainhead, Ayn Rand
312. War and Rememberance, Herman Wouk
313. The Art of War, Sun Tzu
314. The Giver, Lois Lowry
315. The Telling, Ursula Le Guin
316. Xenogenesis (or Lilith's Brood), Octavia Butler (Dawn, Adulthood Rites,
Imago)
317. A Civil Campaign, Lois McMaster Bujold
318. The Curse of Chalion, Lois McMaster Bujold
319. The Aeneid, Publius Vergilius Maro (Vergil)
320. Hanta Yo, Ruth Beebe Hill
321. The Princess Bride, S. Morganstern (or William Goldman)
322. Beowulf, Anonymous
323. The Sparrow, Maria Doria Russell
324. Deerskin, Robin McKinley
325. Dragonsong, Anne McCaffrey
326. Passage, Connie Willis
327. Otherland, Tad Williams
328. Tigana, Guy Gavriel Kay
329. Number the Stars, Lois Lowry
330. Beloved, Toni Morrison
331. Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal, Christopher Moore
332. The mysterious disappearance of Leon, I mean Noel, Ellen Raskin
333. Summer Sisters, Judy Blume
334. The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Victor Hugo
335. The Island on Bird Street, Uri Orlev
336. Midnight in the Dollhouse, Marjorie Filley Stover
337. The Miracle Worker, William Gibson
338. The Genesis Code, John Case
339. The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Robert Louis Stevensen
340. Paradise Lost, John Milton
341. Phantom, Susan Kay
342. The Mummy or Ramses the Damned, Anne Rice
343. Anno Dracula, Kim Newman
344: The Dresden Files: Grave Peril, Jim Butcher
345: Tokyo Suckerpunch, Issac Adamson
346: The Winter of Magic's Return, Pamela Service
347: The Oddkins, Dean R. Koontz
348. My Name is Asher Lev, Chaim Potok
349. The Last Goodbye, Raymond Chandler
350. At Swim, Two Boys, Jaime O'Neill
351. Othello, by William Shakespeare
352. The Collected Poems of Dylan Thomas
353. The Collected Poems of William Butler Yeats
354. Sati, Christopher Pike
355. The Inferno, Dante

356. The Apology, Plato
357. The Small Rain, Madeline L'Engle
358. The Man Who Tasted Shapes, Richard E Cytowick
359. 5 Novels, Daniel Pinkwater
360. The Sevenwaters Trilogy, Juliet Marillier
361. Girl with a Pearl Earring, Tracy Chevalier
362. To the Lighthouse, Virginia Woolf
363. Our Town, Thorton Wilder
364. Green Grass Running Water, Thomas King
335. The Interpreter, Suzanne Glass
336. The Moor's Last Sigh, Salman Rushdie
337. The Mother Tongue, Bill Bryson (I really want to read this)
338. A Passage to India, E.M. Forster
339. The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Stephen Chbosky
340. The Phantom of the Opera, Gaston Leroux
341. Pages for You, Sylvia Brownrigg
342. The Changeover, Margaret Mahy
343. Howl's Moving Castle, Diana Wynne Jones
344. Angels and Demons, Dan Brown
345. Johnny Got His Gun, Dalton Trumbo
346. Shosha, Isaac Bashevis Singer
347. Travels With Charley, John Steinbeck
348. The Diving-bell and the Butterfly by Jean-Dominique Bauby
349. The Lunatic at Large by J. Storer Clouston
350. Time for bed by David Baddiel
351. Barrayar by Lois McMaster Bujold
352. Quite Ugly One Morning by Christopher Brookmyre
353. The Bloody Sun by Marion Zimmer Bradley
354. Sewer, Gas, and Eletric by Matt Ruff
355. Jhereg by Steven Brust
356. So You Want To Be A Wizard by Diane Duane
357. Perdido Street Station, China Mieville
358. The Tenant of Wildfell Hall, Anne Bronte
359. Road-side Dog, Czeslaw Milosz
360. The English Patient, Michael Ondaatje
361. Neuromancer, William Gibson
362. The Epistemology of the Closet, Eve Kosofsky Sedgwick
363. A Canticle for Liebowitz, Walter M. Miller, Jr
364. The Mask of Apollo, Mary Renault
365. The Gunslinger, Stephen King
366. Romeo and Juliet, William Shakespeare
367. Absalom, Absalom, William Faulkner
368. The Sun Also Rises, Ernest Hemingway
369. Dreamhouse, Alison Habens
370. Hyperion, by Dan Simmons
371. Prospero's Children, Jan Siegel
372. Gaudy Night, Dorothy Sayers
373. Guns, Germs, and Steel, Jared Diamond
374. Enchantment, Orson Scott Card
375. Cetaganda, Lois McMaster Bujold
376. Beauty, Sheri S. Tepper
377. The Hour of the Star, Clarice Lispector
378. The Patron Saint of Liars, Ann Patchett
379. Sexing the Cherry, Jeanette Winterson.
380. A wizard of Earthsea, Ursula Le'Guin
381. Assassin's Apprentice, Robin Hobb.
382. The Axis Trilogy, Sara Douglass
383. Peter Pan, J. M. Barrie
384. Sabriel, Garth Nix
385. Neverwhere, Neil Gaiman
386. The Silence of the Lambs, Robert Harris
387. The Hot Zone, Richard Preston
388. Talking to High Monks in the Snow, by Lydia Minatoya
389. The Women of Brewster Place, by Gloria Naylor
390. Their Eyes were Watching God, by Zora Neale Hurston
391. Drawing Blood, by Poppy Z. Brite
392. A Kiss of Shadows, by Laurell K. Hamilton
393. Tipping the Velvet, by Sarah Waters
394. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, J.K. Rowling
395. Farenheit 451, Ray Bradbury
396. Lullaby, Chuck Palahniuk
397. Eragon, Christopher Paolini
398. Artemis Fowl, Eoin Colfer
399. The Seventh Tower, Garth Nix
400. Pure Dead Magic, Debi Gliori
401. Stravaganza: City of Masks, Mary Hoffman
402. Stravaganza: City of Stars, Mary Hoffman
403. The Bone Doll's Twin, Lynn Flewelling
404. Hidden Warrior, Lynn Flewelling
405. Luck in the Shadows, Lynn Flewelling
406. The Bell Jar, Sylvia Plath
407. The Iliad and The Odyssey, Homer
408. Jurassic Park, Michael Crichton

409. The Tiger Who Came To Tea, Judith Kerr {OK, so I'm mucking around. Good book though, if you're 3!}

410. Knife Edge, Malorie Blackman

411. The Thief Lord, Cornelia Funke